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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 21:34

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What are the common formulas for improvising ornaments in bel canto singing?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

Why are conservatives banning liberal books? Why are conservatives so offended by the teaching of racism and other topics?

Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Can the existence of past lives be proven without the use of hypnosis or a pendulum to inquire about previous incarnations?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.